Music Snobbery Just Ain't What it Used to Be.

The Symphony Gives Me a Headache too, Sometimes

Acute Rondometrialencephalocytis: Sudden swelling of the cells of the inner lining of the brain due to the last movement of a sonata.

Not a Tu-mah

Robby: "Well, whatever it is, you need to put some ice on it, because it's swollen."
Dazed Katy: "But where?"

:)

(In)activity.

My dearest Dr. Rob,

Today I had a flashback to that time I cut my French class to have lunch with you at Atlas. When did we stop going to Atlas? I think I know why.

Also I thought about that time that we hung out at Sue's house and watched Heroes for hours, limbs sprawled all over the couches and floor.

Were we ever really that active? I mean, did we DO things together? Other than consume large quantities of alcohol and/or food? And talk about Disney movies?

I would skip class any time to do nothing with you.

xoxo

p.p.

Top 5 Reasons for Katy to Move to Austin

1) Bats
http://www.austincityguide.com/content/congress-bridge-bats-austin.asp

2) Nude Beaches
http://www.hippiehollow.com/

3) Solar-Powered Parking Meters
http://solar.coolerplanet.com/News/19310331-austin's-parking-meters-run-with-solar-power.aspx

4) Hot, Hot Heat
http://www.climate-charts.com/Locations/u/US72254004104281.php

5) Robby!
http://www.hausmanchiropractic.com

Like Italians to a gold chain.

You: so why are you not attending UT for grad school?

Me: because i have no desire to move to texas. also i own too many sweaters and hate football.

Wit.

Robby: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Katy: Hot and with a spoon in them?

(Actual answer: Ground up and in the freezer - but a good guess, nevertheless!)

A Suppository of Katy.

Mornin' precious p.p.

So I've been spending a very productive morning looking at your mobile uploads on facebook, remembering fondly how your cleverness puts a twinkle in my eye and a crack in my ass.

I wish that I could be treated to at least one Katy-ism a day. Every morning. To start my day off well. Sort of like a daily suppository. Or something similar. Like a slow release gel-cap. One of those blue-green ones. But hopefully easier to swallow. I hear the effects of crystal meth last a loooong time, so maybe kind of like that, but with less tooth-damage. But I suppose I am getting off topic.

Basically what it comes down to is that I want to take the funny things you say and stick them up my ass at least once a day.

Make it happen. I believe in you like Home-School children believe in Ron Paul.

Love,
W-E-E-N

NPH makes me feel dirty.

PussPaw: ween!

Dr. Rob

i was just hoping you were going to sign on!!

how are you?

monkeyfart.

PussPaw

when are you coming back?

when

when

when

when?

Dr. Rob

haha

hopefully before the snow falls!

PussPaw

blerg

Dr. Rob

so next week then seems like my last option

PussPaw

that is not a very precise answer

Dr. Rob

haha

PussPaw

probably

though you are very succinct in your response it is less than satisfying

(that's what she said)

Dr. Rob

haha

hahaha

teehee

have you ever watched the Big Bang Theory?

PussPaw

no

JB was just telling me about that

show

he was telling me about that show

why do you ask?

Dr. Rob

because i just watched the first disc of season one

and i enjoy it

PussPaw

i went through a brief how i met our mother phase thanks to JB

of which i have since cured myself

Dr. Rob

brief and taudry?

has your affair ended?

PussPaw

yes

it was both brief and tawdry

i felt cheap and used once it was over