Baseball Season.

I would just like to point out that, unlike the other people in my life, I have failed to mention baseball to you at all this season (until right this second). I have also kept my promise and not made you watch baseball with me. Not word one did I speak about my (mildly) successful fantasy team, Team Steve Holt!. And I recently displayed extreme restraint when not mentioning how I WENT TO THE AL CENTRAL TIEBREAKER on Tuesday night OMG OMG OMG.



And I'm not going to explain to you now how absolutely exhilarating it was to be there for ALL TWELVE INNINGS OF AMAZING BASEBALL DURING WHICH I PRACTICALLY DID NOT BREATHE NORMALLY OR SIT DOWN AT ALL. I certainly won't mention how I jumped up and down frantically when WE CLINCHED THE DIVISION AND THE METRODOME FULL OF PEOPLE ERUPTED INTO A WAVE OF NOISE.



Nope, I will keep my word. Noooo baseball talk from me.



But I can't promise the same for next season.